Gary "Guzzler" Gensler
Position: SEC Chair (former)
Criticism: Known for his "aggressive" regulatory approach which has stirred controversy among industry leaders and political figures. His tenure has been marked by criticism for his negative impact on markets and investor freedom, particularly in the area of crypto, where he has destroyed the lives and livelihoods of millions. In short, he is the ultimate corrupt swamp creature who persecuted freedom fighters like Richard Heart for threatening the big bank stranglehold on humanity. For more detailed information.
Matthew J. "Gulp" Gulde
Position: SEC Agent (soon to be former)
Criticism: This pathetic swamp rat had the unmitigated gall to subpoena HEX and PulseChain personality Mati Allin because Mati committed the unpardenable sin of interviewing Richard Heart. Disgusting. For more detailed information.
Jorge "Teabag" Tenreiro
Position: SEC top Litigator (demoted to IT)
Criticism: Jorge Tenreiro, the corrupt, deep state goon, got demoted to the IT department, because the voters would no longer tolerate his slimy, anti-crypto behavior at the behest of our globalist overlords. We hope he enjoys his windowless basement office for the next 20 years. Worm. For more detailed information.
Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren
Position: U.S. Senator (soon to be former)
Criticism: Pocahontas has been a staunch advocat of regulatory overreach in the crypto space, including her push for the Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act, which serves the interests of traditional evil globalist bankers rather than protecting consumers or promoting innovation. Her actions are designed to stifle the growth of cryptocurrencies, which would disrupt the established financial systems dominated by banks, thereby supporting corruption and contributing to economic slavery by favoring the establishment over new, more democratic financial tech. She a tool of evil. For more detailed information.
Paul "the Engulfer" Engelmayer
Position: New York Judge (soon to be former)
Criticism: This putrid cat turd gave a ruling that forbids the elected government from accessing information about budget and finances. Instead, only the permanent, deep-state government can know what's being spent. What a steaming pile of shit this "judge" is. For more detailed information.